EPISODE 101

Baby-Sitters Cult, part 1

Goblin Quest

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“Goblin tea resembles a nice cup of Earl Grey in much the same way that a catfish resembles the common tabby. They share a name, but one is a nice thing to curl up with on a rainy afternoon, and the other is found in the muck at the bottom of polluted rivers and has bits of debris sticking to it.”
― T. Kingfisher

The goblins are tasked with an important job: get the demon baby ready for the unholy wedding.

To learn more about how Goblin Quest is played check out our primer episode.

The characters for this game:

The Plugfingers (Ken Breese) – A clutch of three-eyed goblins wielding the plunging stick.

The Squishy (John Holt) – A clutch of one-eyed goblins who wield the one glove to hold it all.

The Butterboots (Tim Rodriguez) – A clutch of big-footed goblins wielding the darning needle of fashion.

The Map of Camp:

The Tasks:

1. Find Baby Clothes
   1. Sneak into Human Town
   2. Find enough Baby Clothes
   3. Get out of Human Town
2. Clothe the Baby
   1. Desecrate the Clothes
   2. Soothe the Baby
   3. Wardrobe, Hair, and Makeup
3. Present the Baby
   1. Find and Get to the Wedding
   2. Rig the Baby up in the Rafters
   3. Big Reveal of Baby when Orc kisses his Demon Bride

Find Tim on twitter @dicefoodlodging  and Tim’s Mobile Fiasco App for iOS on iTunes, and for Android on Google Play.

Find John on twitter @LordJoho

Find Ken on twitter @Berlingsbeard

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Our Bored Ghost theme song is by the amazing Pat Cupples, see his band website Hotels and Highways.

Bored Ghosts we hope you found some distraction from your eternity in the void this week!